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User:Blue eagle islander/Cheesy Lost Jokes
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Jokes............lol
Here is my (currently small) collection of cheesy Lost jokes, feel free to add your own.
Which Lost character is a religous farmer? Christian Shephard
What did Desmond say when he was trapped in the Swan with John? "Oh no, I'm Locke'd in!"
What did Desmond say to a family member when they were lifting heavy lightning rods? "You've got to lift it up, brother!"
What did Bernard hear when we turned on the radio? An Eko
Why did Jin watch his wife for an hour in the morning? To see the Sunrise
What did Alvar Hanso say when questioned about his new chief adviser? "Mmmm...it'll work"
Which Lost character crossbreeds insects and chickens? Anthony Cooper
Hamish and Andy
My fav radio hosts did their own take on what many shows would become like because of the WGA strike. Here's what Lost will be like without writers:
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LOCKE: Hurley! Hurley! Where are you?! | ” |
"Why did the chicken cross the road?" from tribe.net
Why did the chicken cross the road?
- Sayid: Just give me 10 minutes alone with that chicken and I'll know why.
- Alvar Hanso: Since the dawn of time, chickens have been curious about the other side of the road.
- Sawyer:In the long con, you make the chicken think that it was its idea to get to the other side, but it's really your idea.
- Ben: Why do you think my people aren't already on the other side, just waiting for that chicken?
- Arzt: What!!? If you were paying attention you would know that under certain weather conditions the Gallus domesticus or domestic Chicken has a tendency to wander on hard surfaces. Now the Coturnix coturnix japonica or Japanese Quail will never cross the road. Are you listening? This WILL be on the test.
