User:CharlieReborn/L0st

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Season 1

Exodus, Part 1

[At the Black Rock]

Jack: "FFS Danielle stopped moving, ****ing lag!"
Danielle: "Sif foo! we has arrived"
Danielle: "This, is teh Black Roxx"
Jack: "Woot! leet map mod!"
Hurley: "teh Black Roxz!"
Danielle: "Teh Bl@cK ro><0r!!!111eleven"
Arnzt: How do I change my name?

Season 2

The Hunting Party

[Meeting the others in the jungle]

Tom: "How long jooz been playing this map?"
Jack: "50 days foo. my squad r teh leetness!"
Tom: "Sif noobz, all your base are belong to us!"

Season 3

"A Tale of Two Cities"

[At the cages]

**Sawyer figures out how to get a fish biscuit
Sawyer: "Woot! I R teh pwn!"
Tom: "Sif! bearz R teh pwn, finished the game in two hours"

"The Cost of Living"

Yemi: You speak to me as if I am your brother
Eko: Hax! turn it off!!!!
* Yemi has kicked Eko from the server

Flashes Before Your Eyes

[At the bar]

Desmond: "ZOMG, I r sane!!1"
Jimmy Lennon has connected to the server
**Jimmy Lennon swings his cricket bat at the bartender
Desmond: "Crouch brotha!"
Jimmy Lennon [cricket bat] Desmond
Desmond has disconnected

Season 4

The Constant

[At the Freighter]

**The helicopter lands, Desmond gets upset
Desmond: "Oh Noes!!1"
Desmond: "I'm"
Desmond: "not"
Desmond: "supposed"
Desmond: "to"
Desmond: "be"
Desmond has disconnected

[At the sick bay]

Minkowski has disconnected
Minkowski has connected to the server
Minkowski: "F3rr15 Wh33lz!!111"

Meet Kevin Johnson

[At the alley]

**Tom approaches Michael, Michael shoots and misses
Michael: "Damn lag!"
Michael: "How did you people find me?"
Tom: "LOLOLOLLL wallhaxz!"

later in the clanserver...

[0th3rz]TOM: I didn't expect you to try out for our clan so fast.
ARTURO: Is this the guy who tried to hit you with punkbuster?
*Arturo [kiss] [0the3rz]Tom
MICHAEL: GHEY!!!
*Arturo has disconnected

[0th3rz]TOM: (Stepping closer to Michael) Did you have massive packet loss or did the batteries in your keyboard just run out? I want you to join the 0th3rz.
MICHAEL: Why teh hell would I clan with you lamerz? I can't go back to that stupid map.
[0th3rz]TOM: Because if Widmore finds the server, he'll ban all your friend's IPs. You're not going to DM_TheIsland. You're going to DM_TheFreighter and TK everyone in the map.
*Michael is now known as [0th3rz]KevinJohnson{R}
[0th3rz]KevinJohnson{R}: Ghey.