User:Santa/polarbear general
From Lostpedia
walt & desmond trigger fixed.
#general scripts
on *:text:booo*:#: {
if ( $2- = $null ) { /msg $chan you're right -- that sucks. }
else /msg $chan yeah, $2- suxxors.
}
on *:text:yay*:#: if ( $2- = $null ) { /msg $chan yeah, that rox. } | else /msg $chan yeah, $2- roxxors.
on *:text:.time*:#: /msg $chan $time Hawaii Standard Time - Lost Production Time
on *:text:*ty*polar*:#: /msg $chan no problemo, $nick
on *:text:!up:#: /notice $nick up up and away!!
on *:text:.flav*:#: /describe $chan smacks $2- with a wall clock on a gold rope chain
on *:text:.rimshot:#: /msg $chan $read $mircdirtext\rimshot.txt
on *:text:.lunch*:#: /describe $chan sets $2- in front of a trough with a variety of $read $mircdirtext\lunchbar.txt
on *:text:.wookie *:#: /describe $chan bearhugs $2- into sweet oblivion.
on *:text:.stapuft *:#: /describe $chan smooshes $2-
on *:text:.sta-puft *:#: /describe $chan smooshes $2-
on *:text:.staypuft *:#: /describe $chan smooshes $2-
on *:text:.stay-puft *:#: /describe $chan smooshes $2-
on *:text:.shamrock*:#: /describe $chan aerates up a large minty non dairy shake to $2- (only valid in February and March)
on *:text:*in der tat*logger*:#: /msg $chan Selbstverstaendlich. Deswegen bin ich ein Logger
on *:text:.2k4 *:#: /describe $chan smacks $2- with $read $mircdirtext\2k4.txt
on *:text:*ribbit*:#: /describe $chan $read $mircdirtext\frog.txt
on *:text:*frog*:#: /msg $chan who took my frog?
on *:text:.vinyl *:#: /describe $chan smacks $2- with a $read $read $mircdir\vinyl-cond.txt copy of $read $mircdir\vinyl.txt
on *:text:.book *:#: /describe $chan smacks $2- with a $read $mircdir\book-cond.txt copy of $read $mircdir\book.txt
on *:text:.candy *:#: /describe $chan smacks $2- with $read $mircdir\candy.txt
on *:text:.away*:#: /msg $chan $2- has been marked: who-the-heck-cares at time: $time
on *:text:.panda *:#: /describe $chan eats, shoots and leaves $2-
on *:text:.welcome *:#: /describe $chan gives $2- a fishbiscuit
on *:text:.china *:#: /describe $chan cracks $2- with a Murray Hill Bone China Teapot
on *:text:.napoleon *:#: /describe $chan puts a bumble bee in $2- $+ 's bicorn bonnet
on *:text:.wellington *:#: /describe $chan gives $2- a swift boot up the tuppeny bracket
on *:text:.picasso *:#: /describe $chan draws, quarters, and cubes $2-
on *:text:.groid *:#: /describe $chan smacks $2- around with $read $mircdirtext\groid.txt
on *:text:.jimi *:#: /describe $chan wallops $2- with a flaming fender strat.
on *:text:.ayn *:#: /describe $chan reminds $2- that my only moral obligation is to make sure you know i'm better than you
on *:text:*adamant*:#: /describe $chan slaps some eye liner and a pirate shirt on $nick and starts singing 'stand and deliver'. oh wait adamant, not adam ant?
on *:text:.superman *:#: /describe $chan thwacks $2- with a kryptonite-coated mallet
on *:text:.twinpeaks *:#: /describe $chan serves $2- some damn good coffee, folds a glass unicorn into $2- 's hand, and bundles $2- off to one eyed jacks
on *:text:.gentlemanjim *:#: /describe $chan slaps $2- in accordance with the Marquis of Queensbury's rules
on *:text:.grr *:#: /describe $chan sics Cerberus on $2-
on *:text:*grr*:#: /describe $chan sets Cerberus loose in the chan
on *:text:.yankees *:#: /describe $chan working on it
on *:text:.tergiversate*:#: /describe $chan forcibly removes $2- [ $+ [ ' ] s ] rom chip
on *:text:.intel *:#: /describe $chan throws out 15 years of $2- $+ ' $+ s history for promises of a better future.
on *:text:.jedgar *:#: /describe $chan a paranoid mama's boy sashay out of a secret closet and smacks $2- with $2- [ $+ [ 's ] ] own dossier
on *:text:*machu*:#: if ( picchu !isin $1- ) { /msg $chan picchu }
on *:text:*istanbul*:#: if ( picchu !isin $1- ) { /msg $chan constantinople }
on *:text:.clown *:#: /describe $chan $read $mircdirtext\clownname.txt the clown beats $2- with a red oversized shoe
on *:text:.spiderhole *:#: /describe $chan pushes $2- down into a freshly dug spiderhole, forcing $read $mircdirtext\spider.txt out through the breathing periscope
on *:text:.lbj *:#: /describe $chan picks $2- up by the ears and for a change, slaps $2- against a trout
on *:text:.mussolini *:#: /describe $chan dresses $2- up in a german uniform and shoots $2- on the italian border
on *:text:.wmd *:#: /msg $chan hang on, halliburton is whipping some up
on *:text:.barbie *:#: /describe $chan smacks $2- around with a $read $mircdirtext\barbie.txt doll.
on *:text:.mime *:#: /msg $chan puts $2- on the end of an invisible tug-of-war rope, and hooks the other end to atlas IV rocket
on *:text:.damn *:#: /describe $chan casually fates $2- to $read $mircdir\hell.txt
on *:text:.pie *:#: /describe $chan throws $read $mircdir\pie-a.txt $read $mircdir\pie-b.txt pie at $2-
on *:text:.lost*:#: /msg $chan !lost
on *:text:.pint *:#: /describe $chan slides a pint of $read $mircdir\beer.txt down the bar to $2-
on *:text:.shot *:#: /describe $chan $read $mircdir\shotverb.txt a shot of $read $mircdir\shot.txt in front of $2-
on *:text:.juice *:#: /describe $chan blends up a tall cold glass of fresh $read $mircdir\juice.txt - $read $mircdir\juice.txt juice for $2-
on *:text:.sawyer walt*:#: {
%rand = $rand(1,2)
if ( %rand = 1 ) { /msg $chan At least Walt is on a boat -- probably wrapped in a blanket with a cup of cocoa!
}
if ( %rand = 2 ) { /msg $chan Hey, it's Gary Coleman! }
}
on *:text:.locke walt*:#: /describe $chan hands Walt a very large knife.
on *:text:.michael walt*:#: /msg $chan WHAT??! do you think I'm STUPID? | /describe # shoots $nick in the stomach.
on *:text:.danielle walt*:#: /msg $chan don't try to trick me | /describe # shoots $nick in the back with a crossbow.
on *:text:.rousseau walt*:#: /msg $chan don't try to trick me | /describe # shoots $nick in the back with a crossbow.
on *:text:.eko walt*:#: /msg $chan don't try to trick me
on *:text:.paulo walt*:#: /describe $chan flirts with Walt with his stubble, then gets arrested.
on *:text:.desmond walt*:#: /describe $chan lifts up his shirt and flashes Walt, then promptly gets arrested.
on *:text:.bernard walt*:#: /describe $chan gives Walt some candies, then suddenly pulls out his front teeth.
on *:text:.sun walt*:#: /msg $chan I will shoot!
on *:TEXT:.sayid walt*:#: /describe $chan had arranged a romantic candlelight dinner for two with $2-, but it's ruined by Walt.
on *:TEXT:.juliet walt*:#: /describe $chan puts Walt in "the room".
on *:TEXT:.desmond*?*:#:{ msg $chan $nick $+ , $read $mircdir\8ball.txt }
on *:TEXT:.dez*?*:#:{ msg $chan $nick $+ , $read $mircdir\8ball.txt }
on *:TEXT:.desmond *:#: /describe $chan lifts up his shirt and flashes $2-.
on *:TEXT:.dez *:#: /describe $chan lifts up his shirt and flashes $2-.
on *:text:*walt*:#: /msg $chan $read $mircdir\walt.txt
on *:text:*waaaa*:#: /msg $chan $read $mircdir\walt.txt
on *:text:*yarr*:#: /msg $chan $read $mircdir\pirates.txt
on *:text:*yaaaa*:#: /msg $chan $read $mircdir\pirates.txt
on *:text:*pirate*:#: /msg $chan $read $mircdir\pirates.txt
on *:text:patchy*:#: /msg $chan $read $mircdir\pirates.txt
on *:text:eyepatch*:#: /msg $chan $read $mircdir\pirates.txt
on *:text:.patchy*:#: /msg $chan $read $mircdir\pirates.txt
on *:text:.eyepatch*:#: /msg $chan $read $mircdir\pirates.txt
on *:text:.sawyer *:#: /describe $chan turns to $2- and says, "Hey you ! $read $mircdir\sawyer.txt !"
on *:text:.locke *:#: /describe $chan sacrifices $2- to the Island.
on *:text:.michael *:#: /describe $chan shoots $2- in the stomach.
on *:text:.pearl *:#: /describe $chan makes $2- do five hundred jumping jacks.
on *:text:.jackface *:#: /describe $chan turns to $2- and becomes so apoplectic he can't even speak.
on *:text:.danielle *:#: /describe $chan shoots $2- in the back with a crossbow.
on *:text:.rousseau *:#: /describe $chan shoots $2- in the back with a crossbow.
on *:TEXT:.eko *:#: /describe $chan blinks menacingly at $2-.
on *:TEXT:.paulo *:#: /describe $chan flirts with $2- with his stubble.
on *:TEXT:.rodrigo *:#: /describe $chan insists to $2- that he is *VERY* famous in Brazil.
on *:text:.jin *:#: /describe $chan hands $2- $read $mircdir\fishprefix.txt $read $mircdir\fish.txt and says: FISH!
on *:TEXT:.sun *:#: /describe $chan shoots $2- in the chest
on *:text:.kaini *:#: /describe $chan hands $2- $read $mircdir\fishprefix.txt $read $mircdir\fish.txt and says: FISH!
on *:TEXT:.jack *:#: /describe $chan stares at $2- in disbelief.
on *:TEXT:.vincent *:#: /describe $chan stares innocently at $2-.
on *:TEXT:.hurleybird *:#: /describe $chan craps a brick of gold on $2-'s head.
on *:TEXT:.hurley *:#: /describe $chan lures $2- out onto the dock. . .
on *:TEXT:.bernard *:#: /describe $chan pulls teeth out of $2-.
on *:TEXT:.claire *:#: /describe $chan looks at $2- and doesn't do much of anything, and sits there uselessly without any lines.
on *:TEXT:.charlie *:#: /describe $chan threatens $2- with another tedious flashback.
on *:TEXT:.cindy *:#: /describe $chan promptly vanishes the moment $2- turns the other way.
on *:TEXT:.zombie *:#: /describe $chan spoils Lost Season 7 for $2-.
on *:TEXT:.shannon *:#: /describe $chan ignores $2- and pouts by sunbathing in a bikini.
on *:TEXT:.rose *:#: /describe $chan does the laundry for $2-.
on *:TEXT:.sayid *:#: /describe $chan surprises $2- with a romantic candlelight dinner in a tent for two.
on *:TEXT:.hurley *:#: /describe $chan makes $2- get the blankets. . .
on *:TEXT:.michelle *:#: /describe $chan downs an entire bottle of $read $mircdir\shot.txt then runs over $2- in a sports car.
on *:TEXT:.cynthia *:#: /describe $chan meticulously downs a sixpack of $read $mircdir\beer.txt then runs over $2- in a car.
on *:TEXT:.boone *:#: { /describe # throws $2- UP the stairs. | /describe # throws $2- DOWN the stairs. }
on *:TEXT:.ben *:#: /describe $chan gives $2- THE LOOK.
on *:TEXT:.lisareyes *:#: /describe $chan leaves $2- for a waitress.
on *:text:.beer *:#: /msg $chan please see .pint
on *:text:.smack*:#: /notice $nick no, no, NO! try .gandhi, tyson, barbie, damn, makeup, pantherbox, degaul, cheney, pugilize, string, roo, rommel, castro, blaine, mesmer, pasteur, pie, patton, stalin, moof, bogart, or moses, papadoc, imelda, amin, womd, mime, katz, pugilize, lbj, superman.
on *:text:.bogart *:#: /msg $chan of all the slaps in all the world, $2- had to walk into this one
on *:text:.ghandi *:#: /describe $chan slaps $2- around with a slab of naan bread
on *:text:.imelda *:#: /describe $chan crushes $2- in a safe house full of high heels
on *:text:.papadoc *:#: /describe $chan places a hex on $2- while declaring self 'president for life'
on *:text:.amin *:#: /describe $chan eats $2- [ $+ [ 's ] ] children while declaring self the 'hero of africa'
on *:text:.roo *:#: /describe $chan signs $2- up to go a couple rounds with joey, the boxing kangaroo
on *:text:.pugilize *:#: /describe $chan locks $2- in a cardboard box with a heavy weight pugilist
on *:text:.string *:#: /describe $chan binds $2- up with a piece of unified string theory, and bundles $2- off to the next dimension
on *:text:.katz *:#: /describe $chan smacks $2- with a big glob of katzenschleim
on *:text:.stalin *:#: /msg $chan the paranoid scenarios continue to build, initiating a massive cleansing of the channel, starting with $2-
on *:text:.moof *:#: /describe $chan sics clarus to munch on $2- [ $+ [ , ] ] removing a finger bringing a smile to the dogcow's lips
on *:text:.gandhi *:#: /describe $chan slaps $2- around with a slab of naan bread
on *:text:.tyson *:#: /describe $chan slaps $2- around for a while, then gets tired and gnaws on $2- [ $+ [ 's ] ] ear
on *:text:.makeup *:#: /describe $chan thwumps $2- with a huge powderpuff, enveloping $2- in a mushroom cloud of powder
on *:text:.pasteur *:#: /describe $chan slaps $2- around with a stringy clump of mold
on *:text:.degaul*:#: /describe $chan press-gangs $2- into a 5 year term with the french foreign legion
on *:text:.cheney*:#: /describe $chan scrambles dick cheney out of a secret hiding place to raise millions of dollars to troutslap $2-, but cheney accidentally shoots $2- in the face.
on *:text:.rommel *:#: /describe $chan sets loose a squadron of desert foxes into $2- [ $+ [ 's ] ] trousers
on *:text:.castro *:#: /describe $chan smokes $2- out with a huge cigar
on *:text:.marley *:#: /describe $chan smokes $2- out with a huge "cigar"
on *:text:.blaine *:#: /describe $chan locks $2- in a transparent box for a couple fortnights
on *:text:.mesmer *:#: /describe $chan mesmerizes $2- by swinging a pocketwatch in front of $2- [ $+ [ 's ] ] eyes while administering a blackjack to the cranial vault
on *:text:*10-4*:#: if ( $rand(1,4) > 3 ) { /msg $chan $read $mircdirtext\10-4.txt }
on *:text:.don't*:#: /describe $chan $2 [ $+ [ s ] ] $3-
on *:text:.maul*:#: {
%rand = $rand(1,24)
if ( your isin $2- ) { %rand = 2 }
if ( himself isin $2- ) { %rand = 2 }
if ( polar isin $2- ) { %rand = 2 }
if ( %rand = 1 ) { /describe # mauls $2- into a bloody pulp. }
if ( %rand = 2 ) { /msg $chan nah... i have a better idea. | /describe # mauls $nick into a bloody pulp. }
if ( %rand = 3 ) { /describe # swipes at $2- with its paw. }
if ( %rand = 4 ) { /describe # chases $2- into the nearest banyan tree. }
if ( %rand = 5 ) { /describe # blinks blankly at $2-. }
if ( %rand = 6 ) { /describe # crawls into a hole and hibernates. }
if ( %rand = 7 ) { /describe # rakes $2- across the face. }
if ( %rand = 8 ) { /describe # nonchalantly disembowels $2-. }
if ( %rand = 9 ) { /describe # roars at $2- . }
if ( %rand = 10 ) { /describe # explodes uselessly in a puff of black smoke. }
if ( %rand = 11 ) { /describe # turns into a black horse | /nick katesblackhorse | /describe # nuzzles $2- gently. | /nick polarbear }
if ( %rand = 12 ) { /describe # yawns, showing its massive teeth to $2- . }
if ( %rand = 13 ) { /describe # looks at $2-, smacks its lips and begins to drool. }
if ( %rand = 14 ) { /describe # paws at $2-. }
if ( %rand = 15 ) { /describe # slowly bites $2-. }
if ( %rand = 16 ) { /describe # savagely bearhugs $2-. }
if ( %rand = 17 ) { /describe # smiles and offers $2- an icy Cola. }
if ( %rand = 18 ) { /describe # swipes at $2- but misses. }
if ( %rand = 19 ) { /describe # throws a coconut at $2-. }
if ( %rand = 20 ) { /describe # charges at and tramples on $2-. }
if ( %rand = 21 ) { /describe # throws $2- into the upper levels of the nearest tree. }
if ( %rand = 22 ) { /describe # charges at $2- but $2- dodges at the last second. }
if ( %rand = 23 ) { /describe # mildly lacerates $2-. }
if ( %rand = 24 ) { /describe # roars at $2- in a spectacular belch of bad breath. }
}
on *:text:.juliet *:#: {
%rand = $rand(1,7)
if ( %rand = 1 ) { /describe # smirks mockingly at $2-. }
if ( %rand = 2 ) { /describe # smirks mockingly at $2-. }
if ( %rand = 3 ) { /describe # gives $2- a grilled cheese sandwich. }
if ( %rand = 4 ) { /describe # gives $2- a canteen filled with nanite-infested water. }
if ( %rand = 5 ) { /describe # serves $2- a cheeseburger on a silver platter. }
if ( %rand = 6 ) { /describe # gives $2- a copy of Carrie. }
if ( %rand = 7 ) { /describe # throws burned muffins at $2-. }
}
on *:text:.kate *:#: {
%rand = $rand(1,7)
if ( %rand = 1 ) { /describe # asks $2- what he did. }
if ( %rand = 2 ) { /describe # bends over in front of $2-. }
if ( %rand = 3 ) { /describe # asks $2- to turn around, then immediately strips in front of $2-. }
if ( %rand = 4 ) { /describe # rolls her eyes at $2-. }
if ( %rand = 5 ) { /describe # kisses $2- then runs away. }
if ( %rand = 6 ) { /describe # asks $2- what he did. }
if ( %rand = 7 ) { /describe # bends over in front of $2-. }
}
on *:text:.jab *:#: {
%rand = $rand(1,7)
if ( your isin $2- ) { %rand = 7 }
if ( himself isin $2- ) { %rand = 7 }
if ( polar isin $2- ) { %rand = 7 }
if ( %rand = 1 ) { /describe # jabs $2- with pointy stick. }
if ( %rand = 2 ) { /describe # jabs $2- with pointy stick. }
if ( %rand = 3 ) { /describe # nudges $2- with pointy stick. }
if ( %rand = 4 ) { /describe # pokes $2- with pointy stick. }
if ( %rand = 5 ) { /describe # pokes $2- with pointy stick. }
if ( %rand = 6 ) { /describe # jabs $2- with pointy stick. }
if ( %rand = 7 ) { /msg $chan nah... i have a better idea. | /describe # jabs $nick with pointy stick }
}
on *:text:.luckyjab*:#: /describe $chan jabs $nick(#,$r(1,$nick(#,0,a)),a)
on *:text:.luckymaul*:#: /describe $chan randomly mauls $nick(#,$r(1,$nick(#,0,a)),a)
on *:text:*teh*:#: { /msg $chan *the | inc %the. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] }
on *:text:.the:#: /msg $chan $nick spat out 'teh' %the. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] times
on *:text:*your the *:#: /msg $chan *you're | inc %your. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] }
on *:text:*your a *:#: { /msg $chan *you're | inc %your. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] }
on *:text:*your an *:#: { /msg $chan *you're | inc %your. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] }
on *:text:*your that *:#: { /msg $chan *you're | inc %your. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] }
on *:text:*your her *:#: { /msg $chan *you're | inc %your. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] }
on *:text:*your his *:#: { /msg $chan *you're | inc %your. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] }
on *:text:*your not *:#: { /msg $chan *you're | inc %your. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] }
on *:text:.your:#: /msg $chan $nick mis-you'red %your. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] times
on *:text:*of who *:#: { /msg $chan *whom | inc %whom. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] }
on *:text:*to who *:#: { /msg $chan *whom | inc %whom. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] }
on *:text:*with who *:#: { /msg $chan *whom | inc %whom. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] }
on *:text:*on who *:#: { /msg $chan *whom | inc %whom. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] }
on *:text:*over who *:#: { /msg $chan *whom | inc %whom. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] }
on *:text:*under who *:#: { /msg $chan *whom | inc %whom. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] }
on *:text:*than who *:#: { /msg $chan *whom | inc %whom. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] }
## on *:text:.servers:#: /notice $nick [MA] Server - unreal://69.12.14.194 | /notice $nick whacky unreal://207.178.253.253:777 | /notice $nick UnrealPlayground.com #4 unreal://64.246.32.42
on *:TEXT:.snapp*:#: /msg $chan snappiebleah http://12.234.121.84:2000 | /msg $chan snappieneural http://207.168.27.69:2000 | /msg $chan snappieosx http://osx.myftp.org:2000/
on *:text:.osx:#: /msg $chan [osX] is a loose collection of Unreal Tournament players who like to meet for online play...we are not a clan...but we're not total strangers either. We just like to hang and play with mac people and those we know from the osX IRC channel. some might call us a support group ;)
on *:text:.isketch*:#: /msg $chan http://www.isketch.net/isketch.shtml (again, djs?! you're relentless)
on *:text:.lubbin*:#: /msg $chan $nick forget about chanserv.... let's get it on!
on *:text:.sigh:#: /msg $chan buck up, tiger -- better days ahead!
on *:text:.whimper:#: /msg $chan there, there $nick :(
on *:text:.whimper *:#: /msg $chan there, there $2 :(, this too shall pass
on *:text:.mir *:#: /describe $chan sends $2 aloft to a doomed space satellite to wait out the rest of time
on *:text:.patton *:#: /describe $chan dope-slaps $2- for being a coward, then orders target practice for the firing squad
on *:text:.captain*:#: /describe $chan cheerfully accuses $2- of making utterly asinine article contributions, then walks away whistling.
on *:text:.geoh*:#: /describe $chan whips out a rubber stamp and gleefully stamps $2- with "Whisky Tango Foxtrot" on the forehead.
on *:text:.pandoray*:#: /describe $chan blogs nicely about $2- .
on *:text:.pandora*:#: /describe $chan flirts shamelessly with, then deletes all of $2-'s theories
on *:text:.lp*:#: /describe $chan drops the needle on Mama Cass' Make Your Own Kind of Music.
on *:text:.cass *:#: /describe $chan drops the needle on Mama Cass' Make Your Own Kind of Music.
on *:text:.mama*:#: /describe $chan drops the needle on Mama Cass' Make Your Own Kind of Music.
on *:text:.nickb*:#: /describe $chan regales $2- with endless stories of his adventures in Manchester, and how he lost his one true love, the Other Girl.
on *:text:.plkrtn*:#: /describe $chan ambles over to the dev wiki and burrows into a warren of code.
on *:text:.fizban*:#: /describe $chan taps $2- on the shoulder and drops the stats url: http://www.fizban30.com/lostpedia
on *:text:.channelstats*:#: /msg $chan http://www.fizban30.com/lostpedia
on *:text:.stats*:#: /msg $chan http://www.fizban30.com/lostpedia
on *:text:.bleah*:#: /msg $chan he lived with a female former olympic soccer player, then a cult of pro-wrestler-watching-slackers, now a kegerator clan!
on *:text:.beat*:#: /describe # beats $nick
on *:text:.hassle*:#: /describe $chan cinches $2- into a pair of slingshot briefs, and wraps him in polyester.
on *:text:.coleman*:#: /msg $chan Wha Choo Talkin About $2-
on *:text:.polarbear*:#: /msg $chan polarbear bot! ready for action. type .help for some commands
on *:text:.game*:#: {
/msg $chan candy games http://tinyurl.com/ar06
/msg $chan golf http://tinyurl.com/aqzw
/msg $chan battleship http://tinyurl.com/aqzy
/msg $chan search new games http://tinyurl.com/ar01
/msg $chan wordox scrabbly http://tinyurl.com/hd02
}
on *:TEXT:.kfc*:#:/msg $chan Relax Big Guy! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWdENTd3uI4
on *:TEXT:.musical*:#:/msg $chan Now on Broadway! http://www.lostpedia.com/wiki/Lost_The_Musical
on *:TEXT:.perfume*:#:/msg $chan HURLEY. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_z6r1r0dSmQ
on *:TEXT:.imightbelost*:#:/msg $chan Rock on. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Up-v19Cv9xw
on *:TEXT:.slv*:#:/msg $chan Complete Sri Lanka Video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PPCCcXarkc
on *:TEXT:.srilankavideo*:#:/msg $chan Complete Sri Lanka Video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PPCCcXarkc
on *:TEXT:.srilanka*:#:/msg $chan Complete Sri Lanka Video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PPCCcXarkc
on *:TEXT:.crate*:#:/msg $chan Is it food? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4cBjUzdTzk
on *:TEXT:.uk*:#:/msg $chan David LaChapelle music promo http://youtube.com/watch?v=XxscvJU2a6s
on *:TEXT:.uk2*:#:/msg $chan David LaChapelle voiceover promo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfiMWvCqNZU
on *:TEXT:.psychology*:#:/msg $chan (c) The Hanso Foundation http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaDh2WSAs5A
on *:TEXT:.norway*:#:/msg $chan The Norway Video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntRCiwmiFQQ
on *:text:.lostpedia*:#: /msg $chan http://www.lostpedia.com/
on *:TEXT:.9ball*?*:#:{ msg $chan $nick $+ , $read $mircdir\8ball.txt }
on *:TEXT:.stats*:#:/msg $chan *** There are $nick(#,0,o) ops, $nick(#,0,v) voices, $nick(#,0,r) regular users, $nick(#,0,a) total ***
on *:TEXT:.jawyer*:#:/msg $chan There's something I need to get off my chest. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN7C4lVV6C0
on *:TEXT:.rhap*:#:/msg $chan Beezlebub! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CG8yGfBsC98
on *:TEXT:.confession*:#:/msg $chan Sawyer's confession: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN7C4lVV6C0
on *:TEXT:*hasselhoff*:#:/msg $chan Would you like to see that again? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdUUE1s0Ay4
on *:TEXT:.brokeback*:#:/msg $chan Brokeback Island: http://www.lostpedia.com/wiki/Brokeback_Island
on *:TEXT:.1976*:#:/msg $chan Lost '76: http://lost1976.ytmnd.com/
on *:TEXT:.Lost76*:#:/msg $chan Lost '76: http://lost1976.ytmnd.com/
on *:TEXT:.copafeel*:#:/msg $chan Copafeel: http://copafeel.ytmnd.com/
on *:text:.fishbiscuit *:#:/msg $chan throws a stale fish biscuit at $2-.
on *:text:.fishbiscuit*:#:/msg $chan $read $mircdir\fishbiscuit.txt
on *:TEXT:noooo*:#:/msg $chan Yes.
on 1:TEXT:.vocab*:#: /msg $chan $read $mircdirtext\vocab.txt
on 1:TEXT:.ital*:#: /msg $chan $read $mircdirtext\italian.txt
on 1:TEXT:.french*:#: /msg $chan $read $mircdirtext\french.txt
on 1:TEXT:*.jack*:*: /msg $nick $read $mircdirtext\jackhand.txt
on *:text:.help:#: /msg $chan Some commands: .9ball <yes/no question>, .maul <nick>, .sawyer <nick>, .jab <nick>, .pint <nick>, .juice <nick>. Also: .geoh, .captain, .plkrtn, .pandorax, .gandhi, .cheney, .castro, .patton, .pugilize, .amin, .roo, .papadoc, .imelda. Also .rps, .rps <player>, and .rock .paper .scissors. NEW: !trivia !strivia.
on *:JOIN:#: {
inc %join.count. [ $+ [ $chan ] ]
if ( "000" !isin %join.count. [ $+ [ $chan ] ] ) { /msg $chan $nick You are visitor number %join.count. [ $+ [ $chan ] ] to join #lostpedia since 2006-08-30 }
}
on 1:TEXT:.addearworm *:#: {
write earworm.txt $2- (from $nick $+ )
/msg $chan earworm $2- (from $nick $+ ) has been added to the database.
}
on 1:TEXT:.earworm *:#: {
/describe $chan queues up a copy of $read earworm.txt for $2-
/msg $chan use '.addearworm ...' to add your special track of love
}
